I hate my tutor group. They're all idiots, save for a select handful of people.
I feel so sorry for my tutor, having to put up with them...
They whine on and on that we never have tutor parties, but then even when one's been organised for OVER A WEEK and been WRITTEN ON THE BOARD IN BIG LETTERS, no one bothers to bring any food.
I'm not sharing my Cheezels with them >( If I do, I can pretty much guarantee won't get any of them.

I get so sick of them all so often.
Most of them are Twitards, too. One of the worst ones for the food thing tried to tell me that she would love to be in a relationship with someone like Edward Cullen. I was disgusted even more than I normally am.

oh and since I figured that we were having a wonderful, organised tutor party and people would actually be bringing food to it, I have no lunch. And I didn't get breakfast since I was running late. Therefore, I won't get anything to eat (aside from the few Cheezels I can snatch off the vultures) until 6 PM. Perfect.

... just to lighten things a bit... here, have a thing I stole from

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Dear Laura:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it when I saw the shrunken head in your closet and I saw you knock out Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that your pimples are at the last stage. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your neighbour Martin as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break a new life as a clone.

Greetings to your freaky family,
Emma